Urban Dictionary真是个好网站（【最实用俚语词典】牛B闪闪的Urban Dictionary），今儿我们教大家点儿新词儿，都是UD里面来的。
Fart Lapse屁味延时：指的是从人放屁到别人闻到之间的时间。
例句：“The fart lapse on Jack’s ‘silent but deadly’ was a full 8 seconds.”
Armpitties乳塌：指的是平躺的时候胸部会塌到两侧——至少说明没隆过嘛
例句：“Courtney sleeps on her stomach to avoid getting armpitties.”
Postboned（这个太难译成中文了……）：指的是因为意外的艳遇导致的迟到——比如正要去上班结果被某人拉住非要啪啪啪。
例句：“Jim was postboned for his job interview by a quickie with Jennie.”
Fapidextrous双手同样灵活：指的是两只手都可以同等满足自己撸的需求。
例句：“Jim listed ‘fapidextrous’ on his resume under special skills.”
Just Ducky表里不一：形容表面风平浪静其实内心正在抓狂（就想鸭子游泳一样）
例句：“Jim didn’t get the job, so he’s just ducky.”
Ear Boner耳勃：狗狗的耳朵突然勃……哦不……竖起
例句：Roxy gets an ear boner every time I jiggle my bag of treats.
Friendscaping果取关：就是果取关的意思！
例句：“Jennie dropped a bunch of ratchet-ass chicks in her last round of friendscaping.”
Antistalking（这个也不好翻）：指的是跟踪是为了躲避……他去哪儿我就不去
例句：“Annie is antistalking her ex until he dies.”
ABC Sex好多年之痒（这个太有才了）：指的是只在纪念日、生日和圣诞节做爱
例句：“Tom and Sue have been married so long, they only have ABC sex.”
例句：“I literally cannot believe how many people misuse ‘literally.’”哈哈哈哈哈自黑么！
以上没节操来自Buzzfeed和Urban Dictionary
